Current mood:	flirty
Current music:	Collide- Inside

Innuendo?
Me: yeah now if only i could get a job getting paid for talking to you, we'd have it made
Her: yes we would
Her: well actually if you're interested i may have a position for you
Me: oh is that so? as it turns out i am open for a number of positions
Me: wide open actually
Her: how'd you like to start in march?...saaay mid-month?
Her: we can negotiate a salary then
Me: hmmmm...let me look at my availability, yes...i just might be able to squeeze you in...
Her: and you may not know but...there's plenty of room for advancement, if you're career minded...mostly my advancement though ;-)
Me: mm, yeah i'd love to climb that corporate ladder ;-)
Her: so as you can see, you can easily make a career out of it
Her: and i love to be climbed...i mean it, the ladder loves to be climbed
Her: and i'm not going to lie...the hours can be pretty demanding...in most cases long into the flesh, i mean night
Me: HAHAHA...oh my god Hahaaha
Me: hm, well...that can actually be agreeable to me, i love hard work...really I'm...very....hard....working.
Me: i mean if it takes staying up all night to get the job done, really...i'm your girl...i mean, there is overtime copulation...um, compensation that is?
Her: ok then...i shall fax you the contract and an employee handbook post haste...oh, be sure to read over the sexual harassment section...some good pointers in there
Her: of course you will be reentered, i mean reimbursed for every sex act, i mean second...dammit
Me: hahahahaaa...ohhh baby...i mean, sir....are you coming into..i mean...on to me?
Her: why that is unethical ma'am...i'm almost offended
Her: but yes...just so you know...i want to sleep with you very badly...but that can only be good for your career
Her: if you catch my drift ;-)
Me: oh sir...well...I NEVER! I am NOT that kind of girl...well...i mean, i suppose we could work something out...are you married?
Her: i'm married to my job
Me: ahh...well, i can be quite the stress reliever...working with me, will not even feel like work at all.
Her:...you can start right now
Me: mmm don't i wish
Me: i have to transfer you realize?
Me: that is asking a lot...
Me: and my services are in high demand ;-)
Her: i'll double your highest offer
Her: triple if i have to
Me: hmmm
Her: i must have you


Wow...and don't we get so inventive?